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Name: Katie
Birthday: 9/27/1985
Gender: Female


Interests: Theater, singing when no one else is around, getting *inspired*, tanning on the beach, swimming, food GLORIOUS food!, being retarded, Paris Hilton & Jessica Simpson sunglasses, falling in love, eating snow flakes, sexy pirates...savvy?, Johnny Depp, writing murder stories with Sarah (are YOU on my list?), pleasing my fans, adoring my public, fireworks, getting FREAKED OUT by the paranormal, hats, lightsaber duels, reminiscing, thunderstorms, bonfires, looking at the stars, doing hard drugs, *daydreaming*, being a drama queen, laughing until my sides hurt, praying for the people I love, watching fireflies, dancing in the rain, loving animals and the list goes on and on!
Expertise: I bring it.....and I'm down with poop.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 9/27/2004

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005

So I'm thinking about bringing my Xanga to a close. Why bother putting my brilliance into words when apparently no one reads it anyway? What a harsh world we live in.

~ Me


Saturday, December 10, 2005

I woke up this morning and I looked at myself in the mirror. Apparently I have red highlights now. Natural red highlights. Out of nowhere.

Cool.


~ Katie


Sunday, December 04, 2005


Your Seduction Style: The Natural

You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.


Hmm....

~ KaTiE


Saturday, December 03, 2005

Hark! My glorious return!

Greetings and salutations to one and all! My apologies for keeping you waiting for so long. I was busy picking up the pieces of my broken life. You know how it is. But here I am and here I will remain to bring you the up-to-date news in my oh-so-interesting little life of mine. Let's recap, shall we?

The haunted hayride was a wonderful time indeed, but soon that ended and I started working at a hair salon in Newtown....which I got fired from about a week ago. I totalled my car that same week too. Oh joy of joys. Apparently crashing my car and being unable to come to work that same day makes me an unreliable employee. So they gave me the boot. Life is sweet.

But yeah the accident was riDICulous. Some retard was stopped in the middle of the highway at a traffic light that was OBVIOUSLY out of service. So the lady in front of me slammed on her breaks so not to hit him and stopped in time, but I was driving up the hill where they were and when I saw the lady's stopped car in front of me I hit my breaks about 30-35 feet from her car........buuuttt my car being as old as it was, the breaks just werent good enough. I left some beautiful skid marks that stretched about 30 feet across the road before I slammed into the back of her car.

Here's where things get gay.

My car completely crumples and smashes into nothing. My knees got real up close and personal with the dashboard and they were pretty banged up. Completely totalled. The lady's car had a small black scuff on the bumper and that was IT. And yet SHE was the one taken away on a stretcher in an ambulance because "her neck hurt."  So far there's no word if she's sueing. And if she does, I'll regret not spitting on her face while she was being wheeled away on the stretcher.

So yeah. That's that. Pretty gay. Anyway, I must be off now for I am starving. More to come, I promise. Comments encouraged and accepted.

~ Katie


Monday, October 31, 2005


Happy Halloween everyone!


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Hello once again to all my faithful viewers....who may no longer be quite as faithful anymore due to the current lack of updatage....but will hopefully continue to read anyway.

Halloween is heeeeeeeeere! I looooooove Halloween. I really do. Maybe its my morbid obsession with the spiritual realm, or maybe I just love dressing up. Who knows? My haunted hayride ends tonight. I hate it when it ends. This year has been crazy of course. Every year I swear hundreds more people come to see it. Strange stuff has been happening...as usual. ahem...FOR EXAMPLE:

- The cops that come and patrol still swear that they are absolutely scared ishless when they have to go into the houses to check for trespassers at like 2am. They refuse to walk inside because they know there's something definitely wrong or abnormal going on on the property.

- Some of my coworkers were taking pictures of the graveyard set in the woods on the wagon trail, and all these orbs showed up in the picture, some of them shaped like faces.

- I saw two bright blue glowing spots of light hovering in the air at the end of one of the hallways in my haunted house. I stared at them to try to get a good picture of what or who it actually was...then the lights floated behind the wall and out of sight.

- This one gives me the chills a little.....In the very first room of my haunted house, there is a single blacklight shining down to light up the 3D glow in the dark paint all over the walls. I noticed this happening, but it wasnt until someone else noticed it too that I really started to think about it. Everytime I stepped foot in that room, the blacklight would shut off. When I left the room, it turned back on immediately. No matter who went through that room, it would only shut off when I was near it or walking into it or out of it. Sometimes I actually found myself arguing in my mind with whatever was effing with the light...and sometimes when I asked it to stop, it actually would. Weird.

But other than that, the hayride is freakin awesome and I am going to miss it sooooo much. Tonight is the very last night. Halloweeeeen!!!

All right, enough out of me. You kids be safe out there tonight and try not to swallow the razor blades that may be in your candy. Hahahaha! I mean.....what?

Bye nizzles.


P.S. ~ And to the lovely ladies that bothered me so much while they were waiting in line at my house, here's your shout out. Thanks for coming by to see us and keeping me entertained during that long cold night. Twas a pleasure....especially when you searched the crowds to find a lighter for me.....Priceless.


~ Katie





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